I'm Looking for a Man

I've been looking for a man for many years now and still haven't found the right one. So I thought about the best way to go about it. I placed a newspaper ad, but that feels downright old-fashioned in the age of the internet. My ad said "looking for a man", funny, adventurous and up for lots of wonderful times. Of course, not a single suitable candidate replied. I even thought about applying for The Bachelorette or another TV dating show. But that wouldn't have brought any real success either. I'm looking for a man, I'm desperate, and I want to be as happy as the neighbor next door who moved in two years ago and lives with her husband in a big apartment. She has money, she's very pretty and well respected.

I'm looking for a man and I'm already truly desperate

I've been going to countless parties around town for months, paying for expensive rides home at night, and still nobody has bitten. The last time I was at a club, I was so desperate that I just started randomly talking to people: "I'm looking for a man," I called out loudly, standing too close to the mic. Of course, the whole club heard it and lots of girls burst out laughing uncontrollably. Once again I went home alone that night and cried into my pillow. I got emotional. Even though I really hadn't wanted to let the topic "I'm looking for a man" get too close to me. I have a very demanding career, I earn good money and I get by on my own, but I miss the tenderness in the evenings, the togetherness on trips, shared experiences and goals.

I'm looking for a man with just as much humor as I have

By now I'm over 30 and I'm looking for a man. He should be funny and laugh at the things I sometimes mess up. You can laugh together, cry together and get through good times and bad. When I have to haul my bike up a steep flight of stairs, he's there and rushes over to help. On vacation, too, you always pay that ridiculous single supplement and then realize how lonely and alone you feel strolling along a wide beach, pushing your way through the clubs of Cancun, or visiting a little enchanted cove where you secretly wish for a marriage proposal. That's how life went on until one day I signed up on mysugardaddy.eu. I quickly met someone and soon we met in person. He came from a different city than I did, and I took the train there. It was love at first sight. After a year, I packed up my life here and moved in with him. That's how life can play out. We've been happy for 4 years.